"I think of you everytime I browse my cell phone on the toilet"

I'm awake at 4am, good news is I found this site and its hilarious. Flirting and Thinking of you sections are great so far!

YTMND never gets old

Like This

Old one but still makes me giggle

I can't believe they made fun of my Rachael Ray

I could link these all day Last one

So basically, I feel like I did about 400 situps. I kinda wish I had because then I'd have done something productive to cause the intense pain in my stomach and lower back. I suppose I should go to the doctor today. Damnit.

http://www.someecards.com/card/get-well-soon-so-that-i-find-you-attractive-again